Monday, 13 June 2016

The 90 Most Ridiculous James Bond Gadgets, Ranked




In honor of Friday's "Spectre" debut, the good nerds over at Burger Fiction created a supercut of every James Bond gadget that appeared on film. That's 23 movies, from "Dr. No" to "Skyfall."

We took it upon ourselves to rank the 90 most ridiculous inventions out of the 193 that the video documents, in order of increasing absurdity:


  1. Pager

  2. Earpiece

  3. 7.65 mm bullet with "delivery like a brick"

  4. Bug detectors

  5. Safe-cracking device

  6. Geiger counter

  7. Throwing stars

  8. Various teeny-tiny cameras

  9. Arm-implanted GPS microchip 

  10. Flare gun

  11. Credit card lock pick

  12. On-land jetpacks

  13. Speedboat with missiles and old-school GPS

  14. Hidden periscope

  15. Underwater camera

  16. Mini helicopter 

  17. Binocular glasses

  18. Gun with infrared attachment

  19. Fire-shooting gun

  20. Laser-shooting gun

  21. Gun disguised as a cigarette

  22. Tape recorder disguised as a dictionary

  23. Clothing brush disguised as a morse code transmitter

  24. Magnetic watch that snatches spoons and bullets

  25. Alarm clock that's also a bomb

  26. Radio transmitter disguised as a cigarette lighter

  27. Watch that saws through binding rope 

  28. Watch that shoots a laser beam

  29. Tape recorder disguised as a camera

  30. Poison dart pen

  31. Watch that prints out instructions

  32. Aston Martin DB-5 that comes with old-school GPS, tire-slashing technology, getaway sparkles and an enemy ejector seat

  33. Watch that's also a waterproof geiger counter

  34. X-ray glasses

  35. "Harmless" radioactive pill that sends a homing signal

  36. Underwater breathing device

  37. Black leather case packed with rounds of ammunition that detonates talcum powder and can also hand you a knife or 50 gold sovereigns 

  38. Underwater jetpack

  39. Laser-shooting tires

  40. Old-school FaceTime

  41. Camera disguised as a ring

  42. Dagger shoe

  43. Mousetrap disguised in a suit

  44. Fake fingerprint

  45. Electric razor that detects bugs

  46. Voice-changer

  47. Opaque hamster ball used to roll across water

  48. Cell phone with GPS and a high-resolution camera

  49. Car with cement shooters and missiles that can also turn into a submarine

  50. Speedboat that ejects explosives and allows for easy windsurfing getaway 

  51. Watch that shoots darts with a flick of the wrist

  52. Rocket motorcycle

  53. Gondola car

  54. Watch that detonates bombs

  55. Eyeglasses that detonate bombs

  56. Car that explodes at a burglar's touch

  57. Laser-shooting Polaroid camera

  58. Keys with a lock pick and stun gas activated by whistling

  59. Watch that records boobs and other video

  60. Ring that shatters glass

  61. Fancy checkbook that reveals past marks on paper

  62. Wetsuit with a fake duck on top

  63. A rope that rises skyward at the press of a button

  64. Pen that becomes an earpiece with which to eavesdrop and contains liquid to melt jail cell window grates

  65. Umbrella that closes its claw-like spokes around its victim's neck

  66. Car that can turn into a snowmobile

  67. Car with camouflage technology, an ejector seat, retractable tire spikes and, of course, missiles

  68. Car that may be controlled via remote

  69. Suspenders that are also grappling hooks

  70. Fake underwater manta-ray cover-up

  71. Radio disguised as a broom 

  72. Grappling hook disguised as a belt

  73. Sunglasses with image-lightening filters

  74. Brick-like cell phone that picks locks, hides a stun gun and activates a car's defense mechanisms

  75. Car with self-healing tires

  76. Ski pole that's also a gun

  77. Lethal prosthetic arm

  78. Man-eating couch

  79. Dagger-shooting oriental fan

  80. Exploding toothpaste

  81. Exploding cigarettes

  82. Leg cast that shoots rockets

  83. An extra-sharp tea tray

  84. Phone booth that crushes anyone who enters

  85. Bagpipe that's actually a gun and a flamethrower

  86. Ski jacket that becomes a protective plastic bubble

  87. WALL-E-esque spy robot

  88. Boombox that fires rockets 

  89. Single-passenger submarine made to look like a crocodile

  90. Plastic horse butt in a trailer that swings away to reveal a hidden airplane


H/T The Verge

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