Weird news: If Dads Heard The Inane Crap That's Spouted At Working Moms

Thursday, 12 November 2015

If Dads Heard The Inane Crap That's Spouted At Working Moms

A hilarious parody Twitter account is calling out the inane advice working moms hear all the time.

@manwhohasitall offers "top tips for men juggling a successful career and fatherhood" -- from beauty routines to clothing advice to ways to get some "me time" while doing housework late at night.

Wife back on the playstation? Kids asleep? This is YOUR time to relax. Did you know that ironing can help you to de-stress and de-bloat?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 18, 2015

Working husband & father? Feeling overwhelmed? YOUR FAULT. Drink more water, get up earlier & dress in your 'wow' colours.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015

TIRED WORKING DAD? Love lentils but not sure what to do with them? Insert into corners of eyes for a wide awake, fresh faced look.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 2, 2015

The account launched in May 2015 and currently has over 5000 followers, many of whom have praised the eye-opening "gender-flipping" lifestyle advice.

As Twitter user Laura Cowen wrote, "Stuff we're used to hearing said to women suddenly sounds shocking/ridiculous/patronising when said to men..."

In an interview with The Huffington Post, the U.K.-based creator of @manwhohasitall -- who prefers to remain anonymous -- pointed to reviews like Cowen's when asked about the principal message of the account. By reimagining the "crap" that lifestyle publications and advertisements often spout at working moms, @manwhohasitall highlights the tired gender stereotypes used to characterize women in the workforce today.

Speaking in character, the account's creator added, "Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely fine with dads who work. It boosts their self-esteem and gives them an identity beyond just 'dad.'"

Keep scrolling and visit @manwhohasitall on Twitter and Tumblr for more brilliant advice for all those frazzled working dads out there.

Working father? Feeling overwhelmed? YOUR FAULT. Go to bed earlier, drink more water, wear colourful veggies & don't forget to smile!
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 8, 2015

Essential products for every working dad's briefcase: tissues, sewing kit, kids toys, wet wipes, a spare pair of socks, water & almonds.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 11, 2015

BUSY WORKING FATHER? Don't forget to schedule 'Me time'. That's your time to spend dusting, hoovering & ironing. Consider it a gift.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 30, 2015

WORKING FATHER & HUSBAND? Happy Monday! Why not make salted caramel chocolate pots before you leave for work?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 12, 2015

25 bottom heavy working dads reveal how they found their body confidence, DESPITE their figures. Wow, I love real life stories.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 11, 2015

Busy working dad? Beat stress by organising a sexy Underpants Party for other dads. Have a giggle & make a bit of money at the same time!
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 10, 2015

TODAY'S DEBATE: Is fatherhood the end for career men?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 10, 2015

Working husband? How do you juggle kids, housework & job? Brian, age 41, "I apply products to my own face". What an inspiration.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 11, 2015

I'm all for hands on mums. My wife even changed the kids' nappies when they were little. I'm so lucky compared to some men. She's so nice.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 1, 2015

TODAY'S QUESTION: Should men be encouraged to have babies earlier?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) August 22, 2015

MEN! Is having it all really possible? Kids, relationship, winter hair, imaginative packed lunches & a PH balanced adam's apple?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 10, 2015

An exhausted & emotional dad isn't going to be effective in any part of his life. Try to relax & focus on looking after yourself too.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 12, 2015

I'm so lucky. My wife babysits for me once a week & empties the dishwasher (when asked). Yes we do both work but she's a bit useless tbh.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 3, 2015

Working dad? Don't feel guilty about relaxing your work ambitions for the time being if you have a young family. You can't have it all.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 12, 2015

Working father? How DO you do it? What's your secret? How do you make it look so easy? Housework. Kids. Pasta salads. Job. Looking good.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 5, 2015

Working dad? Smart dads make Halloween costumes for the kids. Smart dads save money by making cardboard bats out of toilet rolls.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 13, 2015

Curvy dads CAN be successful. Just look at Jeremy Clarkson.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) August 23, 2015

CONGRATULATIONS to all male software developers for juggling kids, housework, career & relationships. How DO they do it?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) August 23, 2015

WORKING DAD? 7 signs you are wearing the wrong trousers, shoes, socks, underpants, jacket and facial expression to work.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) August 30, 2015

"I don't understand why becoming a father is still seen as a man's top priority in life" Andy, age 32. Nor do I mate. Good point.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 29, 2015

Working dad? No time to shop? Feeling frumpy? Why not team up with another frumpy dad and shop high street fashion together?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 1, 2015

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Dads are like little buttons, they hold everything together". Thanks Craig, age 44, it's so true! Inspirational.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 28, 2015

TODAY'S DEBATE: How do childless men acknowledge their paternal selves?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 9, 2015

Just got my 5 yr old a T shirt with slogan: 'Happy Boys are the Best Looking'. He loves it! It's so true. He looks ugly when he's sad.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 2, 2015

Remember! Every woman needs a space in the house or garden, a spare room, loft or shed, where she escape you, the kids, the mess, the NOISE.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 12, 2015

Men! Can you really have it all? Housework, kids, career, organising everyone, good looks, me time, great body, heart shaped face, hair?
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 2, 2015

David, age 52, "I keep on top of the housework & run a successful business by remembering to moisturise my neck area"
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 24, 2015

H/T BabyCenter

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