When a soon-to-be freshman wrote in to ask Jimmy Fallon for college advice on the Sept. 10 episode of "The Tonight Show," the host enlisted Nick Offerman for some words of wisdom.
In the clip above, the mustachioed actor steps out onto the set with a small frown, his gaze trained on the camera. It's an expression that begs you to take him seriously. Because this is serious business.
"I do have one piece of advice that is incredibly important, and it is as follows," he says. "If you find one of your roommate's pubes on your bar of soap, save it. Because in the future, when we are able to clone people using just one strand of DNA, you can use said pube to make a clone of your roommate and then make them fight each other."
Moral of the story? Don't use your roommate's bath products. And maybe hire a specially trained genetics-sweeping squad to clean your room after each exit and entry to prevent future revenge. You never can be too careful when living with roommates.
h/t Mashable Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/12/nick-offerman-advice-college-freshman-jimmy-fallon_n_5811356.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News
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