Pizza Hut Introduces Pizza With Bacon AND Cheese In The Crust, i.e. The Most American Pizza Ever

Prepare to use your pizza emojis a lot today, because Pizza Hut hit us with Cheesy Bacon Stuffed Crust Pizza.

The pizza chain didn't mince words when it announced its latest culinary invention, and we don't blame 'em. When you're introducing pizza with bacon and cheese in the crust, it's always best to keep things short and savory.

Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust. Behold. pic.twitter.com/3oD8AqZjL5

— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) August 28, 2014

Upon hearing of this $11.99 limited edition edible treat, a lot of people (naturally) took to Twitter to express their feelings. Some were reaching out to a higher deity, while others were switching up breathing patterns or getting slightly closer to death.

In lieu of ruining more punchlines, here's what we wish we'd tweeted:

Pizza Hut tryna kill us.

— Jerry Brokeheimer (@jteeDC) September 2, 2014

Cheese and bacon stuffed crust at @pizzahut dear lord thank you for this gift you have bestowed upon us.

— Amanda Hardwick (@AmandaHardwick5) September 3, 2014

Pizza hut has bacon and cheese stuffed crust…. *Breaths extremely heavy*

— Quentin Rose (@FrezhPrinceOfWA) September 3, 2014

“@pizzahut: Bacon. Cheese. Stuffed. Crust. Order now: http://t.co/CvUOuBPaag pic.twitter.com/UcEUba7s1u” come to mama

— Ell Brunetti (@ELLMNOP_) September 3, 2014

Bacon Stuffed Crust. Bae-con Stuffed Crust.

— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) August 29, 2014

this guy is saying he would rather go to pizza hut then run 5k and I'm relating on an emotional level

— daisy (@heroindarling) September 2, 2014

With a complimentary gastric bypass? RT @CNNBrian: .@pizzahut is now selling a bacon and cheese stuffed crust pizza. That is all.

— Ryan Gorman (@GormoJourno) September 2, 2014

Pizza Hut is now putting bacon in their stuffed crust? What kind of sorcery is this? #pizzahut

— Colt Sponseller (@TypicalSpons) September 3, 2014

Pizza Hut has bacon stuffed crust. Jesus.

— panamanian boo (@Maniiiiiiii__) September 3, 2014

“@pizzahut: Bacon. Cheese. Stuffed. Crust. Order now: http://t.co/W3uAqIGtm1 pic.twitter.com/6TKR2MT6Nf” I'm at a loss for words

— boe (@be_nod) September 3, 2014

“@BuzzFeed: Pizza Hut Introduces Bacon and Cheese-Stuffed Crust Pizza”

Fitting into small tshirts is overrated anyways

— Stuart Moon (@stuart_moon) September 2, 2014

So Pizza Hut has a stuffed crust pizza where the crust is stuffed with 3 cheeses and bacon. TALK DIRTY TO ME!!!

— ✨ Edward Herveaux ✨ (@DarthShada) August 30, 2014

Pizza Hut the GOAT for that bacon & cheese stuffed crust pizza

— James Hamilton (@kingjames019) August 27, 2014

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