Tuesday, 30 January 2018

Kim Jong Un Posing With Millions Of Spuds Sparks Photo-Editing Battle

Hello, Mr. Potato Head!

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Alex Jones Is Making Roy Moore Election Conspiracy Theories Even Nuttier

“It really is biblical."

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Sean Spicer Apparently Thinks 'A Christmas Carol' Is A Songbook

The book is actually a story by up-and-comer Charles Dickens. Watch the name. He's going places.

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Paris' Hottest New Trend: Axe Throwing?

“It’s a great way to unwind after work,” says Thomas Morel, owner of Les Cognees.

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Actor Who Played Barney The Dinosaur Is Now A Tantric Sex Healer

But David Joyner sure wishes reporters would lay off the sex angle.

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'People Eating Tide Pods But Won’t Eat Those Stringy Things On Bananas'

The 25 most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

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This Bar Says It Will Kick You Out If You Use The Word 'Literally'

Will they? Like, literally?

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46 Tons Of Beads Found In New Orleans' Storm Drains

The Big Easy is also the big messy.

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Family's Fabulous Pet Chicken Gets Own Obituary In Local Newspaper

RIP, Big Mama.

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Satanists Adopted A Highway So You May As Well Start Playing Some AC/DC Now

The devil didn't make them do it. They did it of their own free will.

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21 Weird Holidays And Their Origin Stories

It's almost time for Ice Cream For Breakfast Day!

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AAAAAAH! The Horrifying Moment A Disney Animatronic Lost Its Head

Here's something you don't see every day.

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Leaping Kangaroo Smashes Into Unsuspecting Cyclist In Australia

The kangaroo hopped away, apparently unscathed.

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This Guy's Tiny Re-Creation Of A '90s Video Store Is A Nostalgic Rewind

If you're old enough, it's very familiar.

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Tuesday, 23 January 2018

Botched Photo Shoot Brings Viral Glory To Missouri Family

“This is too funny to keep to ourselves,” Pam Zaring said.

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Bizarrely Beautiful Photos Show Woman ‘Giving Birth’ To New Kitten

“I’m totally a crazy cat lady who didn’t have any cats,” the new mom says.

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The World's Deadliest Cat Is Absolutely Adorable

Don't mess with this little kitty.

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Alligator And Python Locked In Death Duel On Golf Course

See you later, alligator?

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Rapper MC Flow Weeds Out The Challenges Of Visiting A Pot Dispensary

"Walls and walls of green buds, jugs full of flower / Indicas for the in da couch, sativas for the power."

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No Bull, This News Anchor Can't Handle Bison Hump Day

"I'm done."

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Man Pranks Police With DeLorean Made From Snow

As jokes go, this one's pretty chill.

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Officer Comforts 93-Year-Old Theft Victim In Heartwarming, Musical Way

“It truly made me feel good about myself and the job I do."

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Donald Trump's 'Screaming' Face On A Newspaper Stack Gets The Funniest Reworking

Let the Photoshop Battle commence.

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Sushi Fanatic Rethinks Raw Fish After Pulling 5-Foot Tapeworm From Body

A doctor suspects it came from improperly prepared raw salmon.

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Boston TV Station Posts Aaron Hernandez Photo To Celebrate Patriots' Win

WCVB called the mistake "unacceptable."

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Has A Haunting Question About Bears


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Running Eagles Fan Slams Into Subway Pole

This may have been the hardest hit of the day.

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Heartbroken Locals Hold Candlelight Vigil For Taco Bell That Burned Down

It’s nacho ordinary vigil.

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Camel Beauty Pageant Bans Botoxed Animals

A dozen beasts have been disqualified because their owners Botoxed them.

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Smartphone Battery Explodes After Man Inexplicably Bites Into It

This toothy consumer test blew up in a man's face.

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Monday, 15 January 2018

Ted Cruz Tries To Poke Fun At Being Called The Zodiac Killer

No, Ted. NO.

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Fairground Lights Get British Town In The Mood, But Maybe Not The Holiday Mood

“Nothing screams Christmas like a lit-up phallus."

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3 Bears Break Into Colorado Restaurant, Find No Porridge

The salami, however, was juuuuust right.

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We'd Swipe Right On This Flirty Kangaroo

"Draw me like one of your French marsupials." -- this kangaroo, probably.

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People Are Suggesting How To #FixTrumpIn5Words

"Swap phone for fidget spinner."

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'The Best Liar You Know Is Not The Best Liar You Know'

The 25 most profound "Shower Thoughts" on Reddit this week.

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Car Flies Into Second Floor Of Building And Stays There

Two car occupants had minor injuries from the wild ride that ended in a dentist's office.

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Thursday, 11 January 2018

NASA Golden Record For ETs Soon Available On Vinyl For Earthlings

A "story of our world" for extraterrestrials comes home.

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Jim Bakker Says God Will Punish You For Making Fun Of Him

"I warned you but you didn’t listen."

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Judge To Settle Fight Over Charles Manson's 'Murderabilia'

A pen pal and men claiming to be Manson's son and grandson are battling for the killer's estate.

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Cross Mysteriously Appears On Rabbit's Forehead

Hare is risen!

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This BBC Reporter Had No Idea How Much Lemurs Liked To Move It, Move It

King Julien would be proud.

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Man Rams Armored Vehicle Into Shop Just For 1 Bottle Of Wine

He was tanked.

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Husband, Wife Win $1 Million Prizes Just Months Apart

How lucky can you get?

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Aging Punk Rockers Have A Message To The Kids: 'F**k Youth!'

Smells like senior citizen spirit.

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Saturday, 6 January 2018

Man Plans To Launch Himself In Homemade Rocket Funded By Flat-Earthers

“I don’t believe in science,” said limo driver "Mad" Mike Hughes.

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The Cute And Hilarious Ways People Are Dealing With Holiday Stress This Year

"Screaming into festive decorative throw pillows."

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'Adult Beverages Tend To Make You Act Like Less Of An Adult'

The 25 most profound "Shower Thoughts" on Reddit from the last week.

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Norwegian Soccer Star Performs Strip-Tease With Championship Trophy (NSFW)

That's one way to celebrate a title.

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Florida State Park Wants To Hook Some New Mermaids

The first rule: Don't make waves.

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Snoop Dogg Teams Up With Jack In The Box For $4.20 Stoner Combo

Sadly, the munchie meal will only be available in California for a short time.

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6 Of The Most Bizarre News Stories In 2017

It's tough to believe so much weirdness was crammed into a single year.

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Internet Trolls Oregonians After Self-Serve Gas Law Takes Effect

"Apparently there's an entire state of people in America who are incapable of filling their own car with petrol."

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Someone Auto-Tuned Trump Singing Ed Sheeran's 'Perfect' To Hillary Clinton

And it's a little bit creepy.

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Woman Agrees To Pay For Wrong Lottery Ticket, Then Wins $5 Million

"I never win anything," Oksana Zaharov said.

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Woman Goes Absolutely Bonkers After Winning $11.30 In Online Trivia

Enjoy one minute and 14 seconds of pure joy.

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Memes Poke Fun At Oregonians Who Don't Want To Pump Their Own Gas

Internet trolls have been feasting on residents' reactions to a new self-serve gas law that took effect this week.

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'The Truman Show' Would Have Made An Amazing 'Black Mirror' Episode

The 25 most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

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Donald Trump Gives Steve Bannon Insulting New Nickname, Sends Tweeters Into Meltdown

"I don’t think Mike Pence is allowed to perform a Sloppy Steve unless Mother is present."

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