Tuesday 31 October 2017

Salty Dogs Hang Ten In Gnarly Annual Surfing Championship

Surfs up, bitches! 🐾

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2-Year-Old Adorably Mangles ‘The Star-Spangled Banner'

She's got us feeling patriotic.

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Artist Lifts Off After Strapping Herself To 20,000 Helium Balloons

Noëmi Lakmaier floated for nine hours during an exhibit on the "fear of happiness."

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Mountain Lion Gives Backpackers The Fright Of Their Lives, Video Shows

“It was extra tough to get to sleep that night.”

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Cyclist Shows Off For Google's Street View Camera, Becomes Online Hero

"Name this street after him."

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Watch Matt Stonie Pig Out On An Ungodly Amount Of Ribs

"Getting the meat sweats," Megatoad says.

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Some Guy Secretly Edited Pennywise Into His Sister's Engagement Pics

Brilliantly terrifying. Terrifyingly brilliant.

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Inside McKamey Manor, America's Most Extreme Haunted House

Visitors get waterboarded, covered in tarantulas or locked in a coffin.

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Wild Badger Sneaks Into Home, Impersonates Family Cat

“He didn’t seem too happy when I tried to move him," a woman said of the critter, which ate the cat's food.

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TV Weather Forecaster Can't Stop Giggling After Comical Caption Fail

Be honest, you'd react the same way.

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Afraid Of Clowns? Might Want To Stay Clear Of Burger King On Halloween

The fast-food giant is giving free Whoppers to people dressed like clowns at some locations.

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This 'Alien-Infested' Desert Ranch Can Be All Yours For $5 Million

Stardust Ranch's owner said he's tired of fighting off the ETs, which he's caught beaming up his wife.

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Museum Visitor Completely Freaks After Tapping On 'Shark' Tank

Literally Jaws-dropping.

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Tiny Kitten 'Needs A Butthole,' And A Cat Rescue Group Is Trying To Help

10-day-old Cluck needs surgery, and fast.

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This 1936 Firehouse Cat Is Burning Up The Internet

Mascot Mickey shows off slick skills as a pole cat.

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Your Halloween Costume Will Never Top This Dog Who Went As A Mop

Cleaning never looked so cute.

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Huge Bearded Seal Blocks Airport Runway In Alaska

A sled was called in to help move the 450-pound animal.

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Shirtless Goofball In Flag Underwear Invades Field At World Series

Who says these colors don't run?

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Monday 23 October 2017

Chinese Restaurant Offers Women Discounts Based On Their Bra Size

Women who wear A-cup bras were offered a 5 percent discount, while G-cup wearers could get a 65 percent price cut.

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Mexico Smashes World Record With 3-Ton Guacamole

It's a dip into greatness.

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Australian Sets Freakishly Fast Rubik's Cube Records At World Championship

And we're still trying to solve the original at all.

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A Blue Fuzzy Fighter Stole The Spotlight Before Mayweather-McGregor Fight

Let the Cookie Monster jokes commence.

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Dazzling Photos Show Northern Lights Shimmering Over U.S. And Canada

A geomagnetic storm was responsible for the beautiful night sky display.

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CAUGHT ON TAPE: Glass-Smashing Goat Vandalizes Business, Goes On The Lam

This goat is the G.O.A.T.

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Watch Lots Of Buildings Collapse In Seconds During Controlled Blast

Now that's knocking your block off.

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Massive Robot Army Is Here To Destroy Your Foolish World Records

Today, the dance. Tomorrow, the world.

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Some Bloke Poses As Floyd Mayweather's Bodyguard, Scores Ringside Seat

And he's a huge Conor McGregor fan.

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Heroes On Jet Skis Rescue Trapped Elderly Couple From Texas Floods

And it all started with a call to Chick-fil-A.

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Adorable Little Cat With Perfect Timing Interrupts ‘Cougar Sighting’ On Live TV

A small cat hits the big time with viral fame.

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Hamburger Helper Reveals What's Inside The Glove, And It's Freaking People Out

Mystery solved.

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And The Country's 'Rattiest City' Is...

Chicago is "a city seemingly overrun by rodents."

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Car Seems To Appear From Out Of Nowhere Before Crash

People are puzzling over a video of the two-car smashup.

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Someone Just Gave Donald Trump A Full-Moon Salute

A man in Washington got cheeky with the president.

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Trump-Linked Pastor: Hollywood Is Full Of Satanists Who Drink Children's Blood

"The human sacrifice and the cannibalism has been going on for years.”

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KFC Is Only Following 11 People On Twitter For A Totally Genius Reason

Mind. Blown.

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'Geostorm' Taxi Prank Will Make Your Blood Run Cold

"What the hell?"

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The First Cat In Space May Finally Get The Recognition She Deserves

Currently, she's a UFO: An underappreciated feline orbiter.

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Donald Trump Jr. Just Shared The Weirdest Picture Of His Dad

"Alt-right porn is so weird."

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Some Truly Excellent Costumes From NYC's Famous Halloween Dog Parade

Hundreds of very good dogs gathered to strut their stuff.

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Strudel The Obese Dog's Fitness Journey Is Nothing Short Of Inspiring

The "gentle giant's" progress has made her a "miracle of a pup," her foster mom says.

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Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”

Something extraordinary was revealed today. Former high-level officials and scientists with deep black experience who have

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Monday 9 October 2017

A Woman Suing Chick-Fil-A Claims A Rodent Was Baked Into Her Bun

Somebody in this story smelled a rat.

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Employees At This Tech Company Can Now Get Microchip Implants

About 50 employees have volunteered to have the chips implanted in their hands.

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Tiger Shot And Killed After Running Loose In Neighborhood, Attacking Dog

“The tiger jumped on top of my dog and the officers started firing rounds and took it down," a witness said.

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Man Says Delivery Driver Left Package In Most Unhelpful Place Imaginable

They had one job.

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This Tour De France Cyclist's Legs Are A Thing Of Horror And Beauty

You can't unsee this.

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The Internet Explodes Over The New Yorker's Bombshell Scaramucci Interview

"Not a fan of this Soprano's reboot."

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Outback Steakhouse At The Center Of Bizarre Conspiracy Theory

One Twitter user noticed something creepy about the restaurant's locations.

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Tropical Storms Don And Hilary Are Swirling The Seas, And It's Pure Coincidence

This is fate's way of reminding us of the wild ride of American politics.

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This Video Sums Up Why Newscasters Shouldn't Rap -- Ever

Please. Just. Don't.

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Woman Dials Up The Sexiness With Boudoir Shoot In A T-Rex Costume

"We tried to do a picture of her pulling the robe off her shoulder but her arms weren’t long enough.”

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These Baseball Players Make A Fun Disney Reference

Do you see it?

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Presenting: The Rants Of InfoWars' Alex Jones As A Bon Iver Song

Because the current political climate is basically begging us to get weird.

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Insanely Huge 'Super Soaker' Shatters Watermelons And Glass

Prepare to be blown away. The 7-foot-long super soaker blasts water at 243 MPH and 2,400 PSI.

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Man Crafts American Flag Out Of 10,000 Tiny Plastic Army Men

“I kind of did it to honor them," the creator said of his family members, who served in the Army and Navy.

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Mochi Breaks The World Record For Longest Dog Tongue

She slurps up peanut butter like a boss.

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Adorable Fluffy Cat Joins New Zealand Cop On His Shift

😻😻😻

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Researchers Claim They've Found The Secret Tomb Of St. Nicholas

No, it's not at the North Pole.

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Man Claiming To Be From The Year 2048 Says He's Back With A Dire Warning

After delivering his message, Bryant Johnson was charged with public intoxication.

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Experts Thought Birds Were Behind This Massive Swarming Cloud. They're Not.

“We are confident it is local bird migration but so far no bird experts have been able to identify the breed."

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Dutch Couple Poses For Possibly The Raciest Wedding Photos Ever (NSFW)

"We don't live in the 1900s anymore," the photographer said.

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5 Hospitalized In Hazmat Scare Caused By Pumpkin Spice

An actual case of pumpkin spice overload.

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'Ghosts' Caught On Camera At Famed Stanley Hotel In Colorado

Who is that little girl on the stairs?

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These Tasteless Halloween Costumes Will Scare Up (The Wrong Kind Of) Attention

They're weird and wacky, but mostly tacky.

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Airplane's Terrifying Landing May Put You Off Flying For Good

Afraid of flying? Then it may be best to look away now.

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Tuesday 3 October 2017

Police Seize Yuuuge Stash Of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills

Officers in Germany uncovered the illegal drugs during a random traffic stop over the weekend.

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OkCupid Bans White Supremacist, Says 'No Room For Hate' On Site

Love is hard to find when you're hateful.

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Little Leaguer Hits A Ruthian Blast That You Must See To Believe

"It's in the trees."

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Bizarre Video Shows Runaway Toilets Chasing People During Storm

“Even the toilets are fleeing from the bloody regime," one Twitter user wrote in Russian.

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There's Actually A Wrestling Villain Called 'The Progressive Liberal'

"It's not like I'm pretending to be something I'm not."

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800-Year-Old Coffin Breaks After Some Genius Tries To Put A Kid Inside It

The attempted stunt was apparently for a photo.

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Christian Radio Host Bryan Fischer: Eclipse Is A Sign Of The Work Of Satan

“This is a metaphor, or a sign, of the work of the Prince of Darkness in obscuring the light of God’s truth."

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Flooding Destroys All The Cash Inside Wisconsin Bank’s Vault

"Stuff was floating everywhere."

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Woman Calls 911 With Boa Constrictor Wrapped Around Her Neck

"I’ve never heard of this before," the dispatcher said.

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Lecturer Dons ‘Iron Man’ Mask And Becomes His Students' Superhero

He's an "awesome lecturer for considering our feelings," said one student.

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This Weatherman’s Reaction To The Eclipse Was So Amazingly Pure

Find someone who looks at you the way this man looked at the eclipse.

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Venezuelan Thieves Stealing Zoo Animals For Food, Police Say

The thefts may be associated with chronic food shortages in the country.

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Male Tennis Fan Dons Skirt To Play Wimbledon Women After Shouting Advice

The father of three hilariously accepted the invite by Belgium's four-time Grand Slam winner Kim Clijsters.

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Twitter Is Already Trolling Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci

Social media users are welcoming him to the job with their own inspiring quotes.

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Rapper B.o.B. Wants To Use Crowdfunding To Prove That The Earth Is Flat

He really doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Venomous Snake Bites Woman's Foot Inside LongHorn Steakhouse

Rachel Myrick said she felt the snake "wiggle" under her fingers after it bit her three times.

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Accused Drunk Driver’s Shirt Gets Points For Honesty

He's in deep shirt now.

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Suspected Lung Tumor Turns Out To Be A Playmobil Traffic Cone

After 40 years, one birthday gift stops giving.

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Redditors Rework Old Photo Of A Squatting Kim Jong Un To Hilarious Effect

President Donald Trump, Run DMC and Leonardo DiCaprio all make appearances.

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This Obese Beagle Will Do Anything For Beef Jerky

That dog is a P-I-G.

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Czech Brewery Uses Crayfish To Check Water Purity

The crayfish provide real time answers quicker than other detectors.

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Jaguar Conquers Caiman In Epic Battle At Brazilian River

The big cats are known to prey on caimans.

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Man Dressed As Coke Bottle Robs Kentucky Restaurant

Hopefully, the investigation won't fizzle out.

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Sorry, Australia's New Space Agency Isn't Called ARSE (But We Can Dream)

We knew it was too good to be true.

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These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a waffle is just a waffle.

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Canadian Couple Ends Epic Custody Battle Over Hockey Tickets

Beverly and Donald McLeod say goodbye to a 35-year marriage and hello to a split on the Oilers tickets.

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Sex Robot Molested At Electronics Festival, Creators Say

"Because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians."

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Model Awaits Surgery After Eyeball Tattoo Goes Extremely Wrong

She said she thought she could trust the artist to do the procedure properly.

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Boy Swallows Piece Of Pet Toy And Can't Stop Squeaking

Honk!

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British Model Turns Pieces Of Her Labia Into Designer Jewelry (NSFW)

She's going public with a necklace made from her privates.

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George Foreman Just Challenged Steven Seagal To A No-Holds-Barred Fight

“I use boxing you can use whatever."

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