Truly Inept Burglary Attempt Gets Truly Epic Play-By-Play

"Oh my God! Somebody get some salami and cream cheese and rub it all over his face ― he’s unconscious and on the ground!"

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kiro-john-curley-burglary-seattle_us_5a74ad7de4b0905433b3f31b ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Mystery Toilet Flusher Turns Out To Be Something Pretty Scary

"The toilet had been flushing by itself randomly for days when they opened it up and found a surprise waiting for them!"

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mystery-toilet-flusher-video_us_5a707561e4b05836a2568ad7 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Man's 'Christmas Vacation' Homage Has Neighbors Calling 911

“My dad was a big practical joker, so I grew up with that whole kind of sense of humor,” is how Chris Olson explained the dummy.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/national-lampoon-christmas-vacation-dummy-boulder_us_5a427963e4 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

The Texas Prison System Has Some Confusing Logic On What Books Inmates Can Read

"Where’s Waldo," "Freakonomics" and a collection of Shakespeare’s sonnets are banned. "Mein Kampf" is apparently allowed.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-prison-banned-books_us_5a24a386e4b0a02abe920889 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com