Weird news: January 2018

Tuesday 30 January 2018

Tuesday 23 January 2018

Botched Photo Shoot Brings Viral Glory To Missouri Family

“This is too funny to keep to ourselves,” Pam Zaring said.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/zaring-family-botched-family-photo-shoots_us_5a5d3deee4b0fcbc3a ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Bizarrely Beautiful Photos Show Woman ‘Giving Birth’ To New Kitten

“I’m totally a crazy cat lady who didn’t have any cats,” the new mom says.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lucy-schultz-cat-birth-annoucement_us_5a5e796ee4b0ee2ff32b63e3? ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

The World's Deadliest Cat Is Absolutely Adorable

Don't mess with this little kitty.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/worlds-deadliest-cat_us_5a5ece74e4b00a7f171b9893?section=us_wei ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Alligator And Python Locked In Death Duel On Golf Course

See you later, alligator?

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alligator-and-python-locked-in-death-duel-on-golf-course_us_5a6 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Rapper MC Flow Weeds Out The Challenges Of Visiting A Pot Dispensary

"Walls and walls of green buds, jugs full of flower / Indicas for the in da couch, sativas for the power."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mc-flow-marijuana-dispensary_us_5a612d6ce4b01d91b2543b9f?sectio ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

No Bull, This News Anchor Can't Handle Bison Hump Day

"I'm done."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/news-anchor-bison-hump-day_us_5a62063ae4b0125fd6360d2f?section= ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Man Pranks Police With DeLorean Made From Snow

As jokes go, this one's pretty chill.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/snow-delorean-prank_us_5a625ae2e4b002283002992b?section=us_weir ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Officer Comforts 93-Year-Old Theft Victim In Heartwarming, Musical Way

“It truly made me feel good about myself and the job I do."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/police-cheers-up-theft-victim-in-best-way_us_5a6331e2e4b0022830 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Donald Trump's 'Screaming' Face On A Newspaper Stack Gets The Funniest Reworking

Let the Photoshop Battle commence.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-photo-editing-reddit-german-newspapers_us_5a62fdf7 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Sushi Fanatic Rethinks Raw Fish After Pulling 5-Foot Tapeworm From Body

A doctor suspects it came from improperly prepared raw salmon.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sushi-tapeworm-fresno_us_5a637b87e4b002283003341b?section=us_we ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Boston TV Station Posts Aaron Hernandez Photo To Celebrate Patriots' Win

WCVB called the mistake "unacceptable."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boston-tv-station-aaron-hernandez-photo_us_5a65c4a2e4b0dc592a0a ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Neil deGrasse Tyson Has A Haunting Question About Bears

Hmmm...

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/neil-degrasse-tyson-bears_us_5a6586d8e4b0e56300710ad5?section=u ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Running Eagles Fan Slams Into Subway Pole

This may have been the hardest hit of the day.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/running-eagles-fan-subway-pole_us_5a65ba95e4b00228300446e4?sect ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Heartbroken Locals Hold Candlelight Vigil For Taco Bell That Burned Down

It’s nacho ordinary vigil.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/taco-bell-candlelight-vigil_us_5a6679e1e4b0e5630072d2be?section ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Camel Beauty Pageant Bans Botoxed Animals

A dozen beasts have been disqualified because their owners Botoxed them.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/no-botox-camels-saudi-arabia_us_5a678cb6e4b0dc592a0d697d?sectio ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Smartphone Battery Explodes After Man Inexplicably Bites Into It

This toothy consumer test blew up in a man's face.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/biting-smartphone-battery-explosion_us_5a677a1de4b0dc592a0d4988 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Monday 15 January 2018

Ted Cruz Tries To Poke Fun At Being Called The Zodiac Killer

No, Ted. NO.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-zodiac-killer-tweet_us_59e7983be4b00905bdae3f49?sectio ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Fairground Lights Get British Town In The Mood, But Maybe Not The Holiday Mood

“Nothing screams Christmas like a lit-up phallus."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christmas-lights-phallus_us_5a1d76c0e4b0e2ddcbb2c2b2?section=us ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

3 Bears Break Into Colorado Restaurant, Find No Porridge

The salami, however, was juuuuust right.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bears-colorado-restaurant_us_59de27e2e4b04fc4e1ea5f97?section=u ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

We'd Swipe Right On This Flirty Kangaroo

"Draw me like one of your French marsupials." -- this kangaroo, probably.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wed-swipe-right-on-this-flirty-kangaroo_us_5a57886fe4b05b7a92ee ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

People Are Suggesting How To #FixTrumpIn5Words

"Swap phone for fidget spinner."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fix-trump-5-words-twitter_us_5a589cd8e4b0720dc4c635c4?section=u ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

'The Best Liar You Know Is Not The Best Liar You Know'

The 25 most profound "Shower Thoughts" on Reddit this week.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shower-thoughts-reddit-january-2018-part-2_us_5a576a5ae4b03bc4d ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Car Flies Into Second Floor Of Building And Stays There

Two car occupants had minor injuries from the wild ride that ended in a dentist's office.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/car-crash-second-floor_us_5a5c83bde4b0fcbc3a11c033?section=us_w ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Thursday 11 January 2018

NASA Golden Record For ETs Soon Available On Vinyl For Earthlings

A "story of our world" for extraterrestrials comes home.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/voyager-golden-record-vinyl_us_5a1cc106e4b071403b28902d?section ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Jim Bakker Says God Will Punish You For Making Fun Of Him

"I warned you but you didn’t listen."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jim-bakker-stop-making-fun-of-me_us_59e593f3e4b0a2324d1d2f54?se ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Judge To Settle Fight Over Charles Manson's 'Murderabilia'

A pen pal and men claiming to be Manson's son and grandson are battling for the killer's estate.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/charles-manson-estate_us_5a52c8bbe4b089e14dbc36e2?section=us_we ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Cross Mysteriously Appears On Rabbit's Forehead

Hare is risen!

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kate-hazel-fluff-cross-forehead_us_5a53bb57e4b0efe47ebb8b7f?sec ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

This BBC Reporter Had No Idea How Much Lemurs Liked To Move It, Move It

King Julien would be proud.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bbc-reporter-lemurs_us_5a5538bee4b0b117f88043ea?section=us_weir ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Man Rams Armored Vehicle Into Shop Just For 1 Bottle Of Wine

He was tanked.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/russian-man-armored-vehicle-ram-window_us_5a565e20e4b03bc4d03d7 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Husband, Wife Win $1 Million Prizes Just Months Apart

How lucky can you get?

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/husband-wife-million-prize_us_5a55f67fe4b0d614e48b2f2e?section= ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Aging Punk Rockers Have A Message To The Kids: 'F**k Youth!'

Smells like senior citizen spirit.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superbean-f-youth_us_5a5676efe4b03bc4d03d9f96?section=us_weird- ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Saturday 6 January 2018

Man Plans To Launch Himself In Homemade Rocket Funded By Flat-Earthers

“I don’t believe in science,” said limo driver "Mad" Mike Hughes.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mike-hughes-rocket-launch-flat-earth_us_5a18495fe4b0649480741ff ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

The Cute And Hilarious Ways People Are Dealing With Holiday Stress This Year

"Screaming into festive decorative throw pillows."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/holiday-stress-relievers-thanksgiving-twitter-trend_us_5a17dfb0 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

'Adult Beverages Tend To Make You Act Like Less Of An Adult'

The 25 most profound "Shower Thoughts" on Reddit from the last week.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reddit-shower-thoughts-december_us_5a2a8f91e4b069ec48ac9e53?sec ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Norwegian Soccer Star Performs Strip-Tease With Championship Trophy (NSFW)

That's one way to celebrate a title.

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Florida State Park Wants To Hook Some New Mermaids

The first rule: Don't make waves.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/weeki-wachee-mermaid-search_us_5a4576cbe4b025f99e1aa10b?section ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Snoop Dogg Teams Up With Jack In The Box For $4.20 Stoner Combo

Sadly, the munchie meal will only be available in California for a short time.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/snoop-dogg-jack-in-the-box-munchie-meal_us_5a467d80e4b025f99e1b ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

6 Of The Most Bizarre News Stories In 2017

It's tough to believe so much weirdness was crammed into a single year.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bizarre-news-stories-2017_us_5a469876e4b06d1621b89c36?section=u ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Internet Trolls Oregonians After Self-Serve Gas Law Takes Effect

"Apparently there's an entire state of people in America who are incapable of filling their own car with petrol."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oregon-self-serve-gas-law-comments_us_5a4bafdde4b0b0e5a7a8dab5? ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Someone Auto-Tuned Trump Singing Ed Sheeran's 'Perfect' To Hillary Clinton

And it's a little bit creepy.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-perfect-ed-sheeran-parody_us_5a4cd ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Woman Agrees To Pay For Wrong Lottery Ticket, Then Wins $5 Million

"I never win anything," Oksana Zaharov said.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-agrees-to-pay-for-wrong-lottery-ticket-wins-5-million_us_ ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Woman Goes Absolutely Bonkers After Winning $11.30 In Online Trivia

Enjoy one minute and 14 seconds of pure joy.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-goes-bonkers-after-winning-online-trivia_us_5a4d1ef7e4b02 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Memes Poke Fun At Oregonians Who Don't Want To Pump Their Own Gas

Internet trolls have been feasting on residents' reactions to a new self-serve gas law that took effect this week.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/memes-poke-fun-at-oregonians-who-dont-want-to-pump-their-own-ga ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

'The Truman Show' Would Have Made An Amazing 'Black Mirror' Episode

The 25 most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reddit-shower-thoughts-january-2018-part-1_us_5a4f6c5fe4b01e1a4 ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com

Donald Trump Gives Steve Bannon Insulting New Nickname, Sends Tweeters Into Meltdown

"I don’t think Mike Pence is allowed to perform a Sloppy Steve unless Mother is present."

Source: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-steve-bannon-new-nickname_us_5a4f4c7ee4b003133ec6f ... and provided by video-cutter-online.com