All Joan Rivers Really Wants In Life Is For Famous People To Sit On Her Lap

Joan Rivers is just misunderstood, you guys.

People say that Rivers takes her jokes way too far, and that she simply stirs up controversy and hurls insults to stay relevant. But her Instagram account holds the key to the secret wish in her heart. Deep down inside, Rivers really only wants to be the Santa Claus of Hollywood.

Skeptical? Just take a look at some of the people she's made sit on her lap -- trust me, there are more -- within the last year:

Jordin Sparks



Keke Palmer



Laverne Cox



Austin Mahone



Rumer Willis



Candice Accola



Lauren Conrad



Leona Lewis



Olivia Newton-John



Lil Jon



Victor Cruz



Zendaya



Terry Crews



Behati Prinsloo



Molly Sims



Desean Jackson



Melissa Joan Hart



Common



What 81-year-old woman lets not one, but two NFL players post up on her lap for no apparent reason?

A woman who wants to be Santa Claus, that's who. Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/30/joan-rivers-photos_n_5621589.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News